From the creators of LOLCATS and iCanHasCheezBurger comes the LOLCAT Bible Translation!!!
Seriously.
But it’s actually pretty funny, and, from the portions I’ve read, it’s at least more accurate than most children’s Bibles.
More info over at ChurchCrunch.
HT: ChurchCrunch.
Come all you weary, with your heavy loads,
Lay down your burdens find rest for your souls.
Cause my yoke is easy and my burden is kind,
I’ll take yours upon me and you can take mine.
Come all you weary, move through the earth,
You’ve been spurned at fine restaurants and kicked out of church.
I’ve got a couple of loaves, so sit down at my feet,
Lend me your ears and we’ll break bread and eat.
Come all you weary
Come gather ’round near me
Find rest for your souls
Come all you weary, crippled you lay,
I’ll help you along, you can lay down your canes.
We’ve got a long way to go but we’ll travel as friends,
The lights growing bright further up, further in.
Come all you weary
Come gather ’round near me
Find rest for your souls
Rest for your souls
Come all you weary
Come gather ’round near me
Come all you weary
Come gather ’round near me
Find rest for your souls
Rest for your souls
Rest for your souls
Rest for your souls
Come All You Weary
Thrice
The Alchemy Index, Vol. 3 & 4: Air & Earth
