In case you haven’t heard, Alvin Greene, an unheard of man who sleeps on his father’s couch, won the South Carolina Democratic Primary for United States Senator with sixty percent of the vote.

No ads, no campaign and no money (except the $10,000 needed to register), and HE WON.

But wait – that’s not all!

Now Democrat leaders all across the country are claiming Greene is a Republican plant.

Really?
Really?

I think Jon Stewart has the best take on the situation. The hilarity begins at 6:15 into the video.

Went and saw Rob Schneider’s stand-up show last night and was pretty impressed. Of course he was funny, but I really liked his closing bit. Here’s my paraphrased version:

Everybody’s worried about something these days. Global warming, the economy, debt, cancer and other diseases; you name it – someone is freaking out about it. And those are all things to be concerned about. But life is too short to spend all your time worrying about them. You really want something to worry about? Think about this for a second: we live on a rock that is suspended in space, with NOTHING holding it up!!! Not only that, but it’s hurdling around a giant fireball and spinning at over 66,000 miles per hour!!!

Kinda makes all our worries seem small when you consider that.

From the creators of LOLCATS and iCanHasCheezBurger comes the LOLCAT Bible Translation!!!

Seriously.

But it’s actually pretty funny, and, from the portions I’ve read, it’s at least more accurate than most children’s Bibles.

More info over at ChurchCrunch.

HT: ChurchCrunch.