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Jon Stewart, Democrats and Alvin Greene

Jonathan — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 01:42:30 +0000

In case you haven’t heard, Alvin Greene, an unheard of man who sleeps on his father’s couch, won the South Carolina Democratic Primary for United States Senator with sixty percent of the vote.

No ads, no campaign and no money (except the $10,000 needed to register), and HE WON.

But wait – that’s not all!

Now Democrat leaders all across the country are claiming Greene is a Republican plant.

Really?
Really?

I think Jon Stewart has the best take on the situation. The hilarity begins at 6:15 into the video.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c

Alvin Greene Wins South Carolina Primary

www.thedailyshow.com

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New Variant of Guinness?

Jonathan — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 05:01:17 +0000

You Can Do It!!!

Jonathan — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 10:18:23 +0000

Went and saw Rob Schneider’s stand-up show last night and was pretty impressed. Of course he was funny, but I really liked his closing bit. Here’s my paraphrased version:

Everybody’s worried about something these days. Global warming, the economy, debt, cancer and other diseases; you name it – someone is freaking out about it. And those are all things to be concerned about. But life is too short to spend all your time worrying about them. You really want something to worry about? Think about this for a second: we live on a rock that is suspended in space, with NOTHING holding it up!!! Not only that, but it’s hurdling around a giant fireball and spinning at over 66,000 miles per hour!!!

Kinda makes all our worries seem small when you consider that.

LOLcat Bible Translation

Jonathan — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 19:53:57 +0000

From the creators of LOLCATS and iCanHasCheezBurger comes the LOLCAT Bible Translation!!!

Seriously.

But it’s actually pretty funny, and, from the portions I’ve read, it’s at least more accurate than most children’s Bibles.

More info over at ChurchCrunch.

HT: ChurchCrunch.

Caption Please

Jonathan — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:28:09 +0000

After seeing this I probably shouldn’t complain too much about my commute.

Best Week Ever

Jonathan — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 16:18:25 +0000

Several of the blogs I follow do a weekly best of the web style post where they post links to blogs, articles, videos, etc. that they find interesting. Figured I’d start that here as well. And yes, I’m using the same name as the VH1 show. If you have a suggestion for a name for this weekly post leave it in a comment. Thanks!

Blogs

Part six of Perry Noble’s Seven Things We Allow To Guide Us At NewSpring series.
Smashing Magazine’s Ten Harsh Truths About Corporate Websites.
Michael Jordan on failure and success.
Caption Please.
It’s nice to see a Christian artist get some recognition in the world.
Can women be porn addicts too?

News

Got an idea for a business venture? Mark Cuban might help you out.
Professional wrestler Chris Jericho attacked by fans after live event. It’s people like this that make me ashamed to be a fan.
Bible Study Magazine and Mars Hill are giving away 20 copies of Mark Driscoll’s new book, Vintage Church. Not only that, but they are also giving away five subscriptions to Bible Study Magazine and a copy of their Bible Study Library software! Enter to win on the Bible Study Magazine Mark Driscoll page, then take a look at all the cool tools they have to take your Bible study to the next level!